Teresa of Ávila (ojbloom) wrote in simulacrums,
Teresa of Ávila
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i like unicorns.

ALL HAIL BONO


Person A: HAHAHA Alright. What about...Courtney Love and Christopher Walkin?
Person B: Oh Tough. Courtney is hxc!!! but ..He's the Continental. No one beats the Continental.
A: There's a thougth. Walkin humping love.
B: HAHA OH BONO SAVE ME
A: Bono??HAHSLDKFJ YOURE LISTENING TO HIM AGAIN ARENT YOU
B: I CANNAE HELP IT. "The essential Bono" has been in my CD player all week.
A: Okay. Thought. Bono against ...Vader.
B: Woah. Which Vader?
A: askldfhaha um. Jedi?
B: HAHA WE ARE NOT getting into the Boba Fett conversation again
A: SHUT UP I was not going there.
B: you are so gay. pick someone else.
A: Bono and...Godzilla.
B: EASY. Bono.
A: Bono and....The T rex from Jurassic Park.
B: ..Which?
A: FIRST! Duh.
B: Bono. No more reptiles.
A: Bono v. Ozzy?
B: OH TOUGH. AHAHA WHICH OZZY?? Bono.
A: WHY I DISAGREE.
B: Well. I will always pick Bono because Bono is infallible. To go against him would unmake existance.
A: AKJKLJSLKJSLKJ!!! YOU ARE SO LAME
B: HAHA THINK ABOUT IT. Whos the only person whom both the UN and peta can trust in times of crisis? BONO. Who has single handedly saved 40% of the starving children in the Congo? BONO. Who will likely cure aids and leprosy? BONO. And yes. BONO WILL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER. God only has one rival, and its not lucifer. Its Bono.
A: You scare me sometimes.
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