Teresa of Ávila (ojbloom) wrote in simulacrums,
Teresa of Ávila
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i like unicorns.

ALL HAIL BONO


Person A: HAHAHA Alright. What about...Courtney Love and Christopher Walkin?
Person B: Oh Tough. Courtney is hxc!!! but ..He's the Continental. No one beats the Continental.
A: There's a thougth. Walkin humping love.
B: HAHA OH BONO SAVE ME
A: Bono??HAHSLDKFJ YOURE LISTENING TO HIM AGAIN ARENT YOU
B: I CANNAE HELP IT. "The essential Bono" has been in my CD player all week.
A: Okay. Thought. Bono against ...Vader.
B: Woah. Which Vader?
A: askldfhaha um. Jedi?
B: HAHA WE ARE NOT getting into the Boba Fett conversation again
A: SHUT UP I was not going there.
B: you are so gay. pick someone else.
A: Bono and...Godzilla.
B: EASY. Bono.
A: Bono and....The T rex from Jurassic Park.
B: ..Which?
A: FIRST! Duh.
B: Bono. No more reptiles.
A: Bono v. Ozzy?
B: OH TOUGH. AHAHA WHICH OZZY?? Bono.
A: WHY I DISAGREE.
B: Well. I will always pick Bono because Bono is infallible. To go against him would unmake existance.
A: AKJKLJSLKJSLKJ!!! YOU ARE SO LAME
B: HAHA THINK ABOUT IT. Whos the only person whom both the UN and peta can trust in times of crisis? BONO. Who has single handedly saved 40% of the starving children in the Congo? BONO. Who will likely cure aids and leprosy? BONO. And yes. BONO WILL SOLVE WORLD HUNGER. God only has one rival, and its not lucifer. Its Bono.
A: You scare me sometimes.
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df;kjsadf;kla ahahahahaha

And ohmygod no you didn't. Ozzy would kill Bono.
....*seconds this*
. . .
HAHA QUIET.
Please just leave quietly. Don't make a scene this time.
Well. Do you want me to leave? Because I will.
You just totally set me up, didn't you?
PAYCE.
Goddamnit.

...sigh. Don't go, Orlando. I want you to stay, you're one of my favourite people here.
Admit it, it took me leaving for you to realize how good you had it.
Le sigh. You are so talented.
Arent I though? Its tragic how great I am.
I think you missed your true calling.
Bono got blown off by the Pope. And he died.

Ew.